if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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