sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My friends, they love my intelligence
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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