It's Friday. Sex?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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