is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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