Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Send help, water and tortillas.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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