This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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