I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
