then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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