is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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