I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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