if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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