Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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