So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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