the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
