you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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