Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
