just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
