You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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