I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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