On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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