He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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