I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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