I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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