Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I've blown a few things in my day
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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