I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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