Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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