the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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