i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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