question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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