uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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