I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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