My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
