3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've blown a few things in my day
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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