i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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