did you get engaged???
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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