Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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