You smell like a Billy Joel song
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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