Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My first STD was from a foam party
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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