Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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