Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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