Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm always down for nudity.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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