Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
