it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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