I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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