Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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