Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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