She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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