This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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