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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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