I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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